The Ramblings of a Madman

Shenanigans are afoot!

2006-02-02T23:23:00.000-05:00

Blogger is actin funny. And I'm a post whore!

Canada is calling eh.

2006-02-02T23:11:00.000-05:00

Well, well. Been a very long time. Just to catch up on things:
I graduated.
I got a summer job at Social Security.
Completed my first semester at Gainesville and am now in my second semester.
There we go. Everyone better? Caught up? Goooood.

College is much better than high school; I just need to meet people. Never have been good at that. The cool thing is getting out of class early. Or going home early. Love that.

Haven't really seen anybody that I graduated with in awhile. Mr. Page is in my World Lit. class. Nice to see him.

Got to go kiddies. And remember, beavers know how to use katanas.

Titles Are For Crazies!

2006-01-31T16:56:00.000-05:00

And it looks like I am one of them. Perhaps I should resurrect this dead thing? I wouldn't want everyone on xangaearth and who knows else to read my crap.....no one really knows my blogspot except for Suplexmasta.....

Look for bonzomaniac on xanga.....

Maybe I'll return here?

Back For Sweets

2005-03-13T17:38:00.000-05:00

Hello once again. I'm going to prove to myself that I can actually do two blogs at once. Well, let us all pray and hope I don't drown like Rhino did on his NEW blog. Jesus. But I digress. The topic for this evening - prom. I've heard some disturbing news that it might be in the school gym this year because of some juniors. What that means is that the majority of people will probably not go. And accusations will fly. Like a beaver on a stump of graham crackers in a Wal-Mart. I was thinking of going, even though I'll be by myself. And doing something "crazy" like spiking the punch or dancing like a madman and make a fool of myself. I don't care. At all. But if it's not in Atlanta, and it's in the gym, there's no way in hell I'm going. None whatsoever. Unless someone can find me a date, which is highly unlikely.

What the hoo-hey-boogie-doodle?

2005-02-14T09:43:00.000-05:00

It's now updated!!! And I now have a buttload of make-up work in Web Page!!! I hate Valentine's Day, for many reasons, but the sole reason is the fact that it reminds people who don't have anyone to love that they are very pathetic. And the fact that my bro has a girlfriend and is doing who knows what to her. ugh. uuugggggghhhhhh. I think I'm gonna barf. I'm not 100% suicidal today SF, maybe around 50-60%.....I hate seeing people in love.......darn it.......ok now it's up at 70%......now it's going back down to 50%.......

Qwerty

2005-01-13T09:03:00.000-05:00

It is I, the ever elusive madman, who has returned from the brink of death and come to tell you all a tale. Actually, I've just been lazy. Go me. Matter of fact, I could have updated this thing any time during the break since I was on the computer 24/7. Good ol' school has started again and I need an extra day to sleep. Many days. I need to get to Texas for various reasons, so Stephen, take me there. NOW. It's a matter of life or death. HA HA. Well, I'm going on Ebay now to look for a life........adios until tomorrow....or the next day.....or the next day......

2004-12-24T11:26:00.000-05:00

Thought I would do this too!

10 Random Things About Me
1. I collect "unofficial" live recordings of bands
2. I usually am on the Internet for hours at a time, for no good reason.
3. I like to do the robot dance A LOT.
4. I watch VH1 Classic too much.
5. I have too many cds that need labeling.
6. I "sprained" my foot in 6th grade, although now I think that I broke it.
7. I have a vast knowledge of Zeppelin concerts.
8. I still haven't gone to a concert yet.
9. I'm afraid of using port-a-potties.
10. I don't usually update this blog for awhile.

9 Places I've Visited
1. Myrtle Beach
2. Boston, MA
3. Denver, Colorado
4. Washington, D.C.
5. Somewhere in TN
6. Winder
7. Athens, GA
8. Bentley Assisted Living Home, located in Jefferson
9. Rocky Mountains

8 Things I Want To Do Before I Die
1. Date (That's right, I'm single!)
2. Get Married
3. Have chillun'
4. Go to a concert
5. Participate in a real danceoff, so I know the feeling of getting served
6. Travel the world
7. Move and live up in the mountains
8. Make lots of money

7 Ways For A Girl To Win My Heart
1. Be funny
2. Be smart
3. Likes funny movies as in Holy Grail, Spinal Tap, Napoleon Dynamite
4. Thinks I'm funny
5. Actually has a life, unlike me
6. Likes to dance and can do stupid dances like me
7. Puts up with my 'Nam stories

6 Things I Believe In
1. Love
2. The power of chocolate
3. Dick Clark will die one day
4. Ted Turner will die one day
5. The power of mainpulation
6. Justice for the strong

5 Things I'm Afraid Of
1. Heights
2. Loneliness
3. Funeral Homes
4. Rejection
5. Dark Streets

4 Fav. Things In My Bedroom
1. My cd collection
2. TV
3. DVD Player
4. My binoculars....

3 Things I Do Everyday
1. Sleep
2. Listen To Music
3. Surf the web

2 Things I'm Trying Not To Do Right Now
1. Be a post whore on forums
2. Misspell

Person You Want To See Right Now
1. Hell if I know!

Hey, Hey, Hey

2004-12-04T20:12:00.000-05:00

I'm keeping it short people. Thanksgiving Holidays = Horrible and Crappy. School = Boring. Sean B., Dustin B., Robert R., and I = the all-star team of Halo 2. Oh, yeah (Duffman voice).

Horrible Weekend

2004-11-22T10:17:00.000-05:00

Well, I had a horrible weekend. Nothing happened. At all. Yesterday (Sunday) I took 5 naps. 5! Then I slept for nine hours when I went to bed. I was actually looking forward to coming to school. Been playing Halo 2. It's ok, not amazing like the first game was. Oh yes, I HATE the Flood. Nothing is happening in my life right now. It's just really boring. At least I have my music. My precious music. What would I do without you? Probably go crazy. Precious, precious music......

Anglo-Saxon Heroic Poetry

2004-11-09T14:03:00.000-05:00

Yes, that's right folks. Today is the day that I must present on the above topic. Hopefully everything will go fine. Feel sorry for the people who have little information like Clint, who has Anglo-Saxon nutrition. Ans somebody else took the food category....well, hate to be him. Today is also one of the monumental days in gaming history as Halo 2 is finally released and I can redeem myself from Halo. Multiplayer that is. Stephen, your Buoy reference is spot on. Saw a similar thing in SAT Prep the other day. Pathetic. And he's supposed to be a Tech. teacher!

Ready for the weekend, but you know how that goes. Ready for AP, but not for the presenting, that is. It's for Clint's presentatin and the Steve Martin SNL tape he brought with him to show. (Stephen you probably already know what it is....actually, Bentley wanted to see it in Psychology today, so we watchedthat little bit in there, after watching Remember the Titans of course.)

Rhino has bitten the dust and I don't know if he'll ever post again. Live long and prosper Rhino-son. May your so-called "sad" life become filled with happiness and rainbows once again. Wow, that sounded like something off of a fortune cookie! At least it's not as bad as what Philbert got in Rocko's Modern Life! Ah, what a classic show! Wish they would bring it to DVD.

And the Lord saidith unto me "And thou shall not do any more rambling for the day." And I saidith "Amen."

Movie Day

2004-11-06T15:59:00.000-05:00

Well, just gone done from the craptastic SAT. I'm really having trouble typing since I'm so mentally drained. Today is the day where filming for the elf movie will finally be completed. I'm very happy. I was hoping to get run over by Clint's car, but no, they have to make a dummy since they're using the Tahoe (sp?). AARRGGHH!! I wanted to get run over!

Here's some song lyrics to mull over:

"Cymbaline"
The path you tread is narrow and the drop is shear and very high
The ravens all are watching from a vantage point near by
Apprehension creeping like a choo-train up your spine
Will the tightrope reach the end; will the final cuplet rhyme
And it's high time
Cymbaline
It's high time
Cymbaline
Please wake me
Butterfly with broken wings is falling by your side
The ravens all are closing in there's no where you can hide
Your manager and agent are both busy on the phone
Selling colored photographs to magazines back home
And it's high timeCymbaline
It's high time
Cymbaline
Please wake me
The lines converging where you stand they must have moved the picture plane
The leaves are heavy around your feet you hear the thunder of the train
Suddenly it strikes you that they're moving into range
Doctor Strange is always changing size
And it's high time
Cymbaline
It's high time
Cymbaline
Please wake me And it's high time
Cymbaline
It's high time
Cymbaline
Please wake me

Backroads

2004-11-03T18:05:00.000-05:00

Well, after a long hiatus, I'm back. Nothing much has happened here in my life. Went over to Rhino's house and played San Andreas for around 5 hours. Made my character like Mr. T. Woo-hoo!! Rhino is a big baby and he should update his blog. Stephen, make him. I'm going to finish the Elf movie on Saturday and that's what I'm looking forward to this week.

Peace.

Read it!

2004-10-22T14:30:00.000-04:00

Ryan, read these song lyrics. You'll probably find something in them. Also pay close attention to "When The Music's Over." Why? It's poetry! Analyze it for me. Next time, everyone will get to analyze The End. Yay! Peace out home fries!

Songs that changed me life part 2:

2004-10-22T14:24:00.000-04:00

Ten Years Gone (Page/Plant)
Then as it was, then again it will be
An' though the course may change sometimes
Rivers always reach the sea
Blind stars of fortune, each have several rays
On the wings of maybe, down in birds of prey
Kind of makes me feel sometimes, didn't have to grow
But as the eagle leaves the nest, it's got so far to go
Changes fill my time, baby, that's alright with me
In the midst I think of you, and how it used to be
Did you ever really need somebody, And really need 'em bad
Did you ever really want somebody, The best love you ever had
Do you ever remember me, baby, did it feel so good
'Cause it was just the first time, And you knew you would
Through the eyes an' I sparkle, Senses growing keen
Taste your love along the way, See your feathers preen
Kind of makes makes me feel sometimes, Didn't have to grow
We are eagles of one nest, The nest is in our soul
Vixen in my dreams, with great surprise to me
Never thought I'd see your face the way it used to be
Oh darlin', oh darlin'
I'm never gonna leave you. I never gonna leave
Holdin' on, ten years gone
Ten years gone, holdin' on, ten years gone

Songs that changed me life:

2004-10-22T14:18:00.000-04:00

When The Music's Over Lyrics - The Doors
Yeah, c'mon
When the music's over
When the music's over, yeah
When the music's over
Turn out the lights
Turn out the lights
Turn out the lights, yeah

When the music's over
When the music's over
When the music's over
Turn out the lights
Turn out the lights
Turn out the lights

For the music is your special friend
Dance on fire as it intends
Music is your only friend
Until the end
Until the end
Until the end

Cancel my subscription to the Resurrection
Send my credentials to the House of Detention
I got some friends inside

The face in the mirror won't stop
The girl in the window won't drop
A feast of friends
"Alive!" she cried
Waitin' for me
Outside!

Before I sink
Into the big sleep
I want to hear
I want to hear
The scream of the butterfly

Come back, baby
Back into my arm
We're gettin' tired of hangin' around
Waitin' around with our heads to the ground

I hear a very gentle sound
Very near yet very far
Very soft, yeah, very clear
Come today, come today

What have they done to the earth?
What have they done to our fair sister?
Ravaged and plundered and ripped her and bit her
Stuck her with knives in the side of the dawn
And tied her with fences and dragged her down

I hear a very gentle sound
With your ear down to the ground
We want the world and we want it...
We want the world and we want it...
Now
Now?
Now!

Persian night, babe
See the light, babe
Save us!
Jesus!
Save us!

So when the music's over
When the music's over, yeah
When the music's over
Turn out the lights
Turn out the lights
Turn out the lights

Well the music is your special friend
Dance on fire as it intends
Music is your only friend
Until the end
Until the end
Until the end!

"When The Music's Over...."

2004-10-22T14:09:00.000-04:00

Ah, what a great song. So is The End. Ryan, go get The Doors and Strange Days. It'll change your life. Actually, Strange Days is a pretty weird album, but in a good way. Trippy. Woo.

Well, apparently the Varsity team is playing today. It's an away game and I'm not going. Like usual. Still accepting blank cd donations. Anyone? Please?

"We want the world and we want it NOOOOOOWWWWW!"

Sorry had to put it in here. Looking forward to tomorrow though. Going to be a killer elf. My specialty. I also get to kill Ryan, so it's going to be worth it. Stephen, smack Ryan sometime for me.

Still in SAT Prep

2004-10-21T14:27:00.000-04:00

Yup, still here in SAT Prep. I would like to remind everyone to donate to the Joey Needs Blank Cds Foundation. He'll eventually pay you back in blank cds once he gets the money to buy some. And also, Stevie Ray Vaughan plays some interesting stuff when he's on the drugs/alcohol. Man, just listen to Voodoo Chile and Life Without You! Woo-hoo that was horrible!

And finally, everyone should listen to the very underrated Pink Floyd album Animals. Yes, that also means you Rhino. I also think chocolate should be distributed everyday to 1st period. Not the little hunks of chocolate but the huge slabs of the stuff. If you can't tell, I've been going through a major chocolate withdrawal. Haven't had the stuff in about a week. I'mso proud of myself! And my hands are shaking like crazy. I need a cookie and some blank cds. Hey stephen, if you give me around 100 blank cds then maybe I'll do the Powderpuff thing. Yes, that's right, I'll probably need 100 cds to burn the stuff off of my computer.

The end of the world is near!

2004-10-21T13:48:00.000-04:00

Yes that's right. You heard me. The Red Sox beat the Yankees, and Ryan was hear early at school today. Dum dum dum. Sitting here in SAT Prep. Having fun. I really hope we watch the rest of the movie today in Lit so we won't have to do anymore essays or multiple choice questions or poetry. Ugh, how I hate school. And Jeebus is not with you Ryan, he's with everybody. I don't know where that came from. Stephen and Ryan want me to be on the Powderpuff Cheerleading Team, but I have refused. At least I know I have some dignity left. Well, gotta go "work." Heh heh.

Sad and Lonely

2004-10-20T13:55:00.000-04:00

Well, here I am, in SAT Prep, and doing boring stuff. I feel sad and lonely. Why? Well, for one thing, every f'ing day I get on the computer after school for about 2 hours and then I sit in my room for the rest of the day, which is around 4 hours. And then I usually listen to music, which is boring because I've listened to the stuff many times and I don't have any blank cds to burn any new stuff. No one calls me AT ALL. I call people all the time, but do they call me? NO. And now they're starting to blow me off, like it's no big deal when I call. I also feel like people are ignoring me and don't want to talk to me at school. Then I get sad and lonely. I really don't want to be at school anymore. It's a waste of time and we're constantly doing the same stuff over and over. No one invites me to do stuff with them. Sure, Clint, but the elf movie is the first out of who knows how many that he actually wanted me to be in. And no one reads my blogs, so what's the point? Ryan and Stephen has many people who read their stuff, but me? Just Stephen and Ryan. That's it.

What? 2 in a row? Impossible!

2004-10-18T22:35:00.000-04:00

Yes, that's right. 2 posts in one day! Incredible. Had a crappy day at school as usual, but we're watching a cool movie in AP Lit so it's ok. I don't really know why the Varsity team even needs to show up for practice for Academic Bowl. What do you think Stephen? Waste of time is what I think. Ryan has put up some song lyrics onto his blog, but I'm not today. Don't feel like it. Sure, many songs have lyrics that touch my soul, but I'll get to those later. That's because I have Pac-Man Fever! Yeah! As you can see, I'm really bored right now. Why won't anybody call me?

Weekend

2004-10-18T13:32:00.000-04:00

Well, I had an interesting weekend. Maybe things are heading in the right direction now. In my favor. Ha ha. Well, I got mad Saturday because I couldn't go and be in the movie that Clint's doing. I had to go to my grandma's b-day party. It wasn't that bad, I mean, I like seeing my grandma, and if I somehow didn't go, with my luck, she would keel over and die that very day. So I was bummed out the entire day. Until Saturday night that is. Well, I was really bored, so I decided to call people. Knowing that Clint was gone, I called Adam P., but he wasn't home. So I called Sandy and, get this, she invited me over to her house on Sunday! Woo-hoo! I now had something to do. And so I drove over to her house and I had a fun time. And the gods said that Stephen's a loser. Yay. Who knew that she could play basketball? Or that she has a hippyish mom that went to all kinds of cool concerts just for the heck of it? I also found out that it hurts to be hit in the head with a very thick magazine! (Let's just say I was almost knocked out). And so to my displeasure I had to return home last night and come to this prison. Man am I having fun. *sarcasm* Yay, more achieva lessons! Well, Ryan, I'm glad you had a good weekend! (until sunday night or something). And remember, take out all your anger on Lucas for creating Jar-Jar!

"I'm lookin' out the window...."

2004-10-14T20:03:00.000-04:00

Well, after a very long hiatus, I'm back! Since I can't remeber what I've posted, I'll just start from the football game last Friday during Fall Break. It was a boring game, and Ryan ditched me again by hanging out with this kid and I don't even know his name. So I hung out with Sandy, Kelly, and Stacy again. On Saturday, I did nothing 'cause my brother was having a birthday party (spend the night) so I stayed up all night. On Sunday I went and saw Friday Night Lights. It was a pretty good movie and I heartily recommend it. Monday-today, craptastic school. Yay!!! And more of doing completely random crap in AP Lit. What more could you ask for?

First off, I would like to say I really need a girlfriend. I am still "searching." Heh heh. *cue depressed sigh* And I still haven't watched the tape Stephen. I will this weekend. I also would like to announce I need donations of blank cds. I have 20+ gigs of music I need burned onto cds. So please help me out 'cause I'm broke right now. And who is Ryan's new girlfriend? Does anyone know? Please tell me. Please.

Also, stay away from the new kid, Justin. Far away. Apparently, he was kicked out of Gwinnet and sent here. Why you ask? Drugs. He's also on house arrest or something. And at lunch today he said VERY loudly "I hate f'ing 'black people'. " Notice that black people is in quotations. He said the n word! And we're right next to a freaking black table!! All of them, I mean ALL of them, turned around and looked at us! Then he said "You're all afraid of black people? I'll just beat'em up a little and then stab them in the face with a f'ing pen." Then he laughed! Clint, TJ, Steve, Ben, Russel, Timmy, and Griff Q. were all VERY nervous from that point on at lunch.

I hate poetry with a passion. Why we have started doing them now in AP Lit is beyond me. I can't analyze them if I was going to be castrated if I didn't do it. It seems like Selick has given up on presenting. Why? Instead of reading our f'ing biography books, we could be presenting!! Very unorganized if you ask me. And I want to change my seat! I hate sitting by Selick! AARRGGHH!!!

If you're still reading I'm impressed. You should get a cookie. Lol. I really need to get a job to make some dough. Enough said. I am also fluent in Ebonish. Ebonics + Spanish = Ebonish. It's really easy and fun. Ha Ha Ha. Well I'm signing off. Now to listen to June 23, 1977 Inglewood Forum Led Zeppelin No Quarter. Possibly the greatest one ever? Remains to be seen. Peace out ese's!!

Bored

2004-10-07T19:29:00.000-04:00

Yes that's right. Bored to tears! Nothing to do around the house as usual. Blah blah and hurdy gurdy. Need to find something to do. I guess the only thing to look forward to is the football game tomorrow. Sad isn't it? And something I learned yesterday......NEVER EVER give Sandy chocolate and Coke. She's worse than me! Good God! And Ryan....I hope you get locked out of your house one day. Being locked in the garage wasn't fun. But hiding behind the door sure was!! HA HA HA!! Hey hey what can I do.....boogie boogie chillun'! Yay!!! Stupid Spinal Tap DVD wouldn't work so now I REALLY have nothing to do. The story of my life eh? And Stephen, why haven't you updated your blog? UPDATE IT MAN!!

Party Time!!

2004-10-04T04:22:00.000-04:00

Yay!!! Went to Kelly J.'s b-day party on Saturday. It was very amusing and fun. Why you ask? Because Harley, yes Harley, came with Adam P. to the party. And then hot candle wax spilled all over Harley and he started shouting. And when it dried, it looked like he had whacked off! HA HA HA!!!! Deserves him right for coming to a party he wasn't invited to.....and some weird girls wanted to take a picture of Adam P.'s butt!! HA HA! After much running around in the woods surrounding her house, I then proceeded to watch a movie with everyone else and it was called I See You or something like that. It had no plot whatsoever and it starred Rocky, I mean, Sylvester Stallone. Don't rent it 'cause it was that bad! Let's see also on Saturday I downloaded this killer SRV boot.....compilation of some live material and whatnot. And right now I'm just sitting here.....well guess I'll listen to some more music now....

SAT Prep! Noooo......

2004-10-01T14:05:00.000-04:00

Man, that SAT Prep midterm was brutal! Luckily, I have chocolate for fourth today. Ready to go home now. Basically been studying for midterms for the past two days. Really tired and can't wait for tomorrow. More on that later though.....

Lookin' forward to AP Lit today! I'm excited!

Hey Joe...

2004-09-28T22:56:00.000-04:00

Well, I had an interesting weekend. And no, I didn't go to Homecoming! I heard it was fun and very entertaining (sarcasm!)!Instead, I went to the movies and saw Shaun of the Dead. It was hilarious! I highly recommend it. On Sunday, I went to a birthday party for my three year old cousin. Unfortunately, the "father" and his immediate family showed up, so it became very awkward. As in, my side of the family on one room and his family on the other. On the other hand, the food was scrumptious! Hmmm....on Monday I had Academic Bowl. I was tired and I wanted to go home. I mean c'mon, the Varsity doesn't need to practice, the JV does! Once again, the food was scrumptious! Today (Tuesday) I had a Chik-Fil-A lunch. It was very disappointing. Why? NO WAFFLE FRIES!! However, I did manage to eat two brownies and get two more for Lit., but I ended up eating them at home. And we finally started presenting again in Lit. Unfortunately, Stephen didn't go. Ah, Fate has run me over again. And yes, Stephen, I'll hold your collage. And when I got home today, I downloaded a Doors concert and listened to some Zep (6/21/77 awesome concert w/some hilarious audience comments! And I hate 'Heartbreaker' guy!) Well, gotta go eat now....might post tomorrow if I'm still alive!

Claro que si!

2004-09-22T20:06:00.000-04:00

Ahhhhhhh, good to be back home after a mind-numbing day of prison. Had to present today in AP Lit and hated every second of it. Don't worry Stephen, you'll probably get to present on Friday. Hooray!!! Anyways, goin' to the Probe Fair tomorrow. In Winder. Not in Athens this time. I hate my school. Probably end up walking around and talking to various people. Well, gotta get back to listening to some good music-Hemdrix that is.

Wakka Wakka

2004-09-20T20:33:00.000-04:00

Let me justs start off and say my weekend was fun for once. Yes, that's right. FUN. You see, I had to go over to Clint's house and make a psychology movie about memory. Well, we went and ate at good ol' El Caminos. Then, we went to Jamie B. party and crashed it and I ate most of the food! HA HA HA!! Then we made the movie at around midnight to around 3 a.m. On Sunday, I went to go see Napoleon Dynamite. If you haven't seen it, go! Now! It's that good! However, going back to school was horrible as usual. And AP Lit was insanely boring...well, gotta go surf the web. Someone other than Stephen please post too.

Oedipus Rex

2004-09-15T19:43:00.000-04:00

I hate this story. Went through another mythology lesson today in AP Lit!! Perry she's not. Crappy day at school again 'cause, you know, it's school. Ryan A. is going to Homecoming, so maybe I'll go and bother him the entire time. And Stephen, who's skunkapestripper?? And why are you the only one to comment on my ramblings? Where are the other viewer comments? Thank God Jonathan wasn't here today. AP Lit was a lot quieter without his annoying comments. And I had M & M's! Hooray!! Always a crowd pleaser. The new SRV DVD has come out so maybe I'll get that soon. Well, guess I'll surf the web now....

The Question of the Year: Will Joey Get A Girlfriend? Start your bets now!!!

2004-09-14T21:04:00.000-04:00

Sitting here with nothing to do and am extremely bored. Could do AP Lit hw, but I'm lazy, so I'm not. On the Academic Bowl team! Yay I'm a geek/nerd! Stephen and I haven't decided on which we are....Stephen? Your thoughts? Man, we for some reason shifted again in Lit, but this time we turned our desks around!! The insanity!! The horror!! It's fun working in groups in AP Lit. Kelly writes, Ryan dictates, Noel offers insights, and I just nod my head. Heck, I wasn't even supposed to be "encourager" this time, but I have a way of stepping back and letting other people do the work for me so that I'll get a good grade. coughphysicscough! If Jenny can get a "boyfriend" then I can get a girlfriend! And now that I'm thinking about it, Stephen will you gauge out my eyes tomorrow? Anytime would be fine. I might go to Homecoming, but my mom will probably hound me saying "You need a date to go to a dance! Get a date...date...date." I'll probably just go to make a fool of myself. Probably just go on the "dance floor" aka cafeteria floor and do something stupid. Hey I CAN get jiggy with it! Man, that was horrible. Sorry for whoever just read that. Man, I'm bored. I have no confidence or self-esteem right now. Too shy to ask anyone to Homecoming anyways. Getting sad now......and for people who enjoy reading humorous online comics: www.penny-arcade.com. Funny. HA HA HA. Death and destruction. That's what war is good for. Still sitting here....hmmm....what to type now....hmmmm.....need a date for Homecoming. I know! I'll make advertisements saying that I need a date! I am the Soulmaster after all! (And no Stephen, I don't have your soul remember? I gave it back)

It's Saturday morning and....

2004-09-11T12:59:00.000-04:00

I feel like crap. Went to our school's fooseball game yesterday. It was fun 'cause I hung out with some people, got smacked in the head a couple of times, y'all know the deal. Thank God we have no homework in Lit! Now my weekend is free to do absolutely nothing. Yes, that's right. Absolutely nothing. I must say that I was suprised that William and his pick didn't win Sweetheart. Wait a minute, I'm really not. It wasn't really a competition, it was a slaughter. Now where's my Chick-fil-a?

MIA

2004-09-09T20:47:00.000-04:00

Stephen, you were sick again weren't ya'? Well, you didn't miss much in AP Lit. Well, anywho, been a pretty boring day 'cause I have nothing to do. A new Stevie Ray Vaughan DVD is coming out on the 14th and so is Fable. I'm gonna go do something now, but don't know what.

A Joyous Day

2004-09-08T19:28:00.000-04:00

Yes indeed! Finally, someone has been forced to sit beside me in AP Lit! (Pray for Sam, Stephen) Also, the teacher has divided us into groups and they are all people I can converse with! Oh joyous day indeed! Well, just sitting here at the computer now with nothing to do. I guess I'll watch my download finish.....jeez I really need to get a life! And speaking of getting a life, TJ R. now has a date for Homecoming (Michelle H). If you can't figure out who that is Stephen, then I'll tell ya' but you're smart enough to figure it out!!!

"She came in through the bathroom window...."

2004-09-07T21:48:00.000-04:00

THANK GOD! Power finally came back on. Thought I was going to die. Got the live Joe Cocker CD Monday (Mad Dogs and Englishmen) and have listened to it five times already. It's just that good! Well, we've finally moved seats in AP Lit and I'M STILL BY MY LONESOME SELF!! AAAARRGGGHHH!!! But anyways, apparently Stephen doesn't like my British conversation comments, so I'll stop them for now. Well, go to go eat. Cheerio!!

Expatriated!!!

2004-09-06T11:37:00.000-04:00

For those of you who don't know the term, it means "exiled." And for those of you who actually visit this page and are from my AP Lit class , you know what I'm talking about. Let's see, about two weeks ago we had to "change" seats in Lit. It's just like musical chairs, but you just move one seat back. Unfortunately for me, as I moved back, I found the seats to my left and right empty. That's right. Empty. Since the teacher never calls on me to answer stuff (thank God!) I find myself becoming very lonely and prone to talking to self, which freaks out the person in front of me. I can only help myself on my work, which really doesn't work out, and did I mention that I've started to talk to myself? I really hope we're switching seats this Tuesday or I'll probably snap! (Watch out Stephen, Will, Noel, Jessica!)

The Blog of Death Has Been Unleashed!

2004-09-05T12:30:00.000-04:00

Hullo all! This is my first post! Woo-hoo! Hopefully, someone will actually find this blog and post comments on it. Or, out of pathetic loneliness, I'll have to start posting comments to my own ramblings that no one cares about. In the meantime, visit this blog: http://suplexmasta.blogspot.com Please. (I need some chocolate right now)